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May Bulletin Board
The sun is shining! The sky is clear! Have a great day!!!
The pool is out of order. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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I don't know anything about it and I'm petrified at the thought.
[then, in the interest of staying true to his word about being a bit more helpful.]
Do you need a hand?
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Perhaps if you have a way to reverse it. Otherwise no thanks, laughter is plenty good medicine.
Try another joke.
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I'm not exactly a comedian.
But. I guess I can try when I'm under a tack like this.
[And jammed right through the top of the note was... a literal tack from the gift shop. Under. A. Tack.]
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Not bad. I’ll fold.