May Bulletin Board

[wellie]

The sun is shining! The sky is clear! Have a great day!!!

The pool is out of order. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Instructions: This bulletin board is pinned up in the entry hall of Staywell Manor! Pens & paper are available on a little table just beneath it. To add to it, comment below with the following code, or just add text or an image!

You can change the color of your note by changing "background:#F7F199" in the code to "background:#HEXCODE" with a hex code color of your choice.

Normal Sticky Note <span style="background:#F7F199;margin:15px auto 0 auto;width:300px;height:400px;padding:.2in;box-sizing:border-box;box-shadow:4px 4px 5px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15);display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;transform:rotate(-3deg);"> <!--TEXT STYLING--> <span style="text-align:center;line-height:1.2;font-family:cursive;font-size:22px;color:rgba(0,0,0,0.7);transform:rotate(9deg);"> YOUR_TEXT </span> </span>

Sandy Sticky Note (it's sandpaper and pretty hard to write on) <span style="background:#ffdf81;background-image: url('https://wellie.dreamwidth.org/file/2803.png');margin:15px auto 0 auto;width:300px;height:400px;padding:.2in;box-sizing:border-box;box-shadow:4px 4px 5px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15);display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;transform:rotate(-3deg);"> <!--TEXT STYLING--> <span style="text-align:center;line-height:1.2;font-family:cursive;font-size:22px;color:rgba(0,0,0,0.7);transform:rotate(9deg);"> YOUR_TEXT </span> </span>

Comments

[hallucinogem]

I do taxes every single day of my life.

[guidemyway]

That's not what you said the other night.

[hallucinogem]

Bro.

[guidemyway]

What???
It's true.

[hallucinogem]

Okayyyy. I do taxes an appropriate and normal amount. Whatever that is.

[guidemyway]

Whatever that is.

[hallucinogem]

Also what are taxes.

[guidemyway]

They sound fake.

[hallucinogem]

Like yetis.

[guidemyway]

You take that back!

[hallucinogem]

[she tears her previous note in half and places both halves below this one by way of response.]

[guidemyway]

That was a little intense there.

[hallucinogem]

I didn't know how else to take it back! I thought it'd be funny.

[guidemyway]

It was!

I usually eat them. But that's not exactly less extreme then that.

[hallucinogem]

Ruby please don't eat the notes... they have glue on them...

[guidemyway]

[Emerald’s note has mysteriously disappeared.]

[outofsynth]

So once a year?

Why are you guys suddenly so obsessed with taxes?

[hallucinogem]

You know how it is with bits. Sometimes they grow legs.

[outofsynth]

Wait, what are you actually talking about?



[Hopefully... not what he kind of thinks this might be about after that note.]

[hallucinogem]

Sounds like SOMEONE needs to read the latest installment of dramatic yeti fiction.

[chickenchoicejudy]

You mean the one where the yeti gets a gig as a tax attorney and has to learn how savage the corporate human world is and decide if love is greater than the evils of capitalism?

1/2

[outofsynth]

[Need feels like a strong word.....]


Why? Is tax season a prominent plot point?



[He's being snarky, but he will actually go and read it after he slaps up this note. It sure feels like he's missing something without subject himself to the latest in Yeti romance.]

[outofsynth]

[Then, a little while later:]


Never mind. I get it.

[pereatmundus]

[There seems to be a joke here Light isn't getting. Oh, well.]







How civic-minded of you. Maybe you should be running for office.

[hallucinogem]

Oh, I would be awful at it. Nobody should trust me with authority.