May Bulletin Board

[wellie]

The sun is shining! The sky is clear! Have a great day!!!

The pool is out of order. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Instructions: This bulletin board is pinned up in the entry hall of Staywell Manor! Pens & paper are available on a little table just beneath it. To add to it, comment below with the following code, or just add text or an image!

You can change the color of your note by changing "background:#F7F199" in the code to "background:#HEXCODE" with a hex code color of your choice.

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Comments

[outofsynth]

He wasn't a jerk until the "author" decided to make him one out of nowhere.





There was no foreshadowing. There was no motivation. It made no sense to suddenly make him into the bad guy!

[chickenchoicejudy]

That's why he's such a GOOD bad guy though! First of all it's scary to have someone you trust that much turn on you and it's worse when you don't see it coming! But then when you reread it there's all these little red flags that are like nothing the first time but when you know it's coming you really appreciate what a dick he is!





[He's squeezed this all onto one post-it by sheer force of will.]

[outofsynth]

You're giving them way too much credit. I already told you you're reading too much into it.

[guidemyway]

Oh yeah! Then what would you have done to make it more convincing?

[outofsynth]

To start with? I'd pick a better romantic lead than a yeti.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Boooooooo!

[outofsynth]

Sorry, but it's weird how into him you all are. He always starts out creepier than the "antagonists" anyway.



[He is not sorry. Not remotely. An amendment follows shortly after because he knows Ryan (or some other yeti admirer......) will try to correct him if he doesn't say it.]


Apart from the third one. I know. But that one feels like it was written by someone completely different.

[guidemyway]

Are you just jealous he can grow a bigger mustache than you?

[outofsynth]

I could grow a moustache if I wanted to.



[Admittedly probably not as impressive as a yeti's, but that would be a weird thing to be jealous about.]

[guidemyway]

GROW IT
GROW IT
GROW IT!

[outofsynth]

"I could grow a moustache if I wanted to. "

[guidemyway]

Why don't you want to grow one?

[outofsynth]

I look better without one.



[Does he actually know this...?]

[guidemyway]

Prove it!
Ryan will be the judge!

[chickenchoicejudy]

But I don't want him to grow a mustache...his face would be all scratchy when I kiss him. :(

[guidemyway]

Hush, Ryan.
I’m speaking for you.

[outofsynth]

I think he can handle speaking for himself.



[He'd probably be a little offended that Ryan doesn't want to kiss his hypothetically scratchy face, but it's more fun to be smug that he's taking his side.]

[guidemyway]

Well maybe he just doesn't know what he's talking about.
Maybe he'd really like it if he tried!