May Bulletin Board

[wellie]

The sun is shining! The sky is clear! Have a great day!!!

The pool is out of order. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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Comments

[pereatmundus]

True, but I wouldn't call weddings a need, either. It's not as if Wellstone has family registers. Or tax benefits.

[hallucinogem]

Sounds like SOMEONE isn't doing taxes.

[pereatmundus]

Are you?

[outofsynth]

No one's doing taxes here.

[pereatmundus]

That was my assumption, too. Go figure.

[hallucinogem]

I do taxes every single day of my life.

[guidemyway]

That's not what you said the other night.

[hallucinogem]

Bro.

[guidemyway]

What???
It's true.

[hallucinogem]

Okayyyy. I do taxes an appropriate and normal amount. Whatever that is.

[guidemyway]

Whatever that is.

[outofsynth]

So once a year?

Why are you guys suddenly so obsessed with taxes?

[pereatmundus]

[There seems to be a joke here Light isn't getting. Oh, well.]







How civic-minded of you. Maybe you should be running for office.

[hallucinogem]

Oh, I would be awful at it. Nobody should trust me with authority.

[chickenchoicejudy]

you DO know there's other reasons to get married right?










They're not really a need sure but it feels different? Like, if it's something the couple cares about they probably want it to be official.

[guidemyway]

They could also want to trick people into thinking that they really care about someone. When it's all a lie!

Just like the villain in the one Yeti Book.

[outofsynth]

That whole series is totally unbelievable. There's no way anything in that would ever happen in real life.

[guidemyway]

You know. I used to agree with you.
Then I read the books.
And now I'm a believer.

[outofsynth]

Am I the only one in this entire town with any taste? They're all terrible.

[guidemyway]

If you're the only one that doesn't like it. Doesn't that mean you're the one with no taste?

[outofsynth]

Definitely not.

[guidemyway]

Woah. Not even a little hesitation there?

[chickenchoicejudy]

They're SO good!!!!










And that guy was SUCH a jerk. She deserved way better than him anyway!!!!

[outofsynth]

He wasn't a jerk until the "author" decided to make him one out of nowhere.





There was no foreshadowing. There was no motivation. It made no sense to suddenly make him into the bad guy!

[chickenchoicejudy]

That's why he's such a GOOD bad guy though! First of all it's scary to have someone you trust that much turn on you and it's worse when you don't see it coming! But then when you reread it there's all these little red flags that are like nothing the first time but when you know it's coming you really appreciate what a dick he is!





[He's squeezed this all onto one post-it by sheer force of will.]