May Bulletin Board

[wellie]

The sun is shining! The sky is clear! Have a great day!!!

The pool is out of order. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Instructions: This bulletin board is pinned up in the entry hall of Staywell Manor! Pens & paper are available on a little table just beneath it. To add to it, comment below with the following code, or just add text or an image!

You can change the color of your note by changing "background:#F7F199" in the code to "background:#HEXCODE" with a hex code color of your choice.

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Comments

[chickenchoicejudy]

What kind of things would someone even need officiated here? Is someone getting married?

[hallucinogem]

I mean, me and Rubes could get obnoxious about it.

[chickenchoicejudy]

You totally could and it would be AMAZING.

(wait ARE you getting married??? Is this how I'm finding out???)

[hallucinogem]

I'll never tell.





[there's a sketch of chibi emerald winking with a finger pressed against her smirking lips.]

[chickenchoicejudy]

Boooo!





[He adds a little doodle of him booing her for her secrets!]






Good thing I can always ask Ruby!

[guidemyway]

Will there be cake?

[chickenchoicejudy]

Uh. Sure??? I think that's your call

[guidemyway]

For realsies!?
Then we're totally getting cake!

[hallucinogem]

Heck yeah we are. All the cake this town has.









And let me be clear. I don't mean "a lot of cake". I mean all. Of the cake. That this town has.





[chibi emerald is belly flopping into a layer cake.]

[pereatmundus]

We do have a higher than average number of funerals...






[Gallows humor. Everybody laugh.]

[chickenchoicejudy]

Haha. I mean yeah but we've never done anything official for them before?










Not that I'd be against it or whatever but it's not like a NEED-need you know? what would someone NEED someone to officiate something for here...

[pereatmundus]

True, but I wouldn't call weddings a need, either. It's not as if Wellstone has family registers. Or tax benefits.

[hallucinogem]

Sounds like SOMEONE isn't doing taxes.

[pereatmundus]

Are you?

[outofsynth]

No one's doing taxes here.

[pereatmundus]

That was my assumption, too. Go figure.

[hallucinogem]

I do taxes every single day of my life.

[guidemyway]

That's not what you said the other night.

[hallucinogem]

Bro.

[pereatmundus]

[There seems to be a joke here Light isn't getting. Oh, well.]







How civic-minded of you. Maybe you should be running for office.

[hallucinogem]

Oh, I would be awful at it. Nobody should trust me with authority.

[chickenchoicejudy]

you DO know there's other reasons to get married right?










They're not really a need sure but it feels different? Like, if it's something the couple cares about they probably want it to be official.

[guidemyway]

They could also want to trick people into thinking that they really care about someone. When it's all a lie!

Just like the villain in the one Yeti Book.

[outofsynth]

That whole series is totally unbelievable. There's no way anything in that would ever happen in real life.

[guidemyway]

You know. I used to agree with you.
Then I read the books.
And now I'm a believer.